What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 07:10
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.